ZOO WEE MAMA

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instagrampa:

My roommate just showed me this omfg

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awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

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pizzaforpresident:

catholicnun:

I have cancer

“$50 for a t-shirt that’s just silly overpriced”

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hallloween:

I can’t decide if

• someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
• someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
• someone stabbed a cheeseburger
• a cheeseburger stabbed someone
• a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

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fagsindubai:

i think about this picture a lot

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daisyloveletters:

venezuelan poodle moth

No sir i think that’s a pokemon

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mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

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Put on real clothes today to leave the house for the first time to go to the thrift store weee

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